You want to do WHAT to earn money!?!

At Costco Mr. E saw the the tablets on sale and said in a whinny voice "awwwww those are probably $1000." I said "if you save $150 you can buy one". He said "but I need a pool table so I can earn money!" I asked him to explain and he told me that was going to compete and make money playing pool......I have no idea where he got that idea.